Get #1 on Google by writing an e-mail
Posted October 11th, 2009.
The internet is a big pond, and we all start as little fish. But swimming to the top of Google isn’t as hard as you think. EmailsFromCrazyPeople recently had an email forwarded to them with the solution.
Hello,
My name is John Smith and I run www.website.com. I am into this niche business for over 2 years and we have optimized our site well to rank for the keywords one, two & three in Google. Yesterday I saw that your site is ranking higher that us for those keywords.
But in fact what I see is that your site is useless and doesn’t have anything related to the keyword.
Can you please removed your site from Google, so that our site may go higher. Please understand this is our main business and we cannot afford to be there so the best thing will be that you remove your site from Google.
If you don’t agree to remove your site from Google for this keyword we may go to up to any extent and may sue you for this. Please don’t force us to do so.
Thanks,
John Smith
Now all I have to do is…
Write a few dozen threatening emails to other graphic designers and have them remove their sites and I’ll be number 1 on Google! Wow, I never knew it was so easy to reach the top.
First thing is to write a letter to actor Andrew Keir. Sure he was born 56 years before me but that’s no excuse for out ranking me for my own name.
Andrew, I’m looking to launch my own graphic design blog before the end of the month. Please remove your site before then so that mine will be 1 place higher.
Thanks,
Stan.
Stan,
Sorry I didn’t know, I’ll remove my blog a.s.a.p.
Stan, I am looking to launch another graphic design blog in the new year, please ensure your site is removed from Google prior to this so that mine will be higher, again. Cheers, Patrick.
I see this is going to be an ongoing battle.
The winner? whoever can complain the most often.