Real men have business cards made of meat!
The boss walked in on you reading a headhunters business card? No problem! Just eat the evidence.
I love peanuts, just don’t ask me how you print on one.
I must not let my girlfriend see these, I’ll end up ordering them only to have all my cards mysteriously disappear.
Your sugar fix for the day. Cookie cards.
Seen any other tasty business cards? Leave a comment and let me know.